Dicklings

Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.

As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.

by aretegroup June 12, 2017

short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick

Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!

by Sleezychicken February 10, 2017

DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

Dick Long Johnson

The best name for a male person possible.

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"

by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

Dickling

To tickle a dick

She used a feather to give him a proper dickling

by stumplump July 23, 2017

Dicklodge

When a person or thing is causing irritation or antagonising.

Lily you are a real dicklodge.

by Laziskewl October 8, 2022