dicklength

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

Curb-dicking

To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.

Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."

2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."

by nicholblack December 13, 2020

vodka dicking

The act of sticking ones' penis into a bottle of vodka and getting super drunk.

Guy 1: Dang that guy's the life of the party! What's he doing?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's vodka dicking!

by milsyway June 16, 2016

tender dicking

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

yall niggas be tender dicking !

by Intelligence00 May 8, 2016

Snow Dicking

Building a giant penis out of snow.

We went snow dicking today. Built a twelve footer.

by Nash's Follower February 24, 2013

Slaw dicking

Having sex in every way or position possible at one time.

Look at her, she could use some slaw dicking.

by jhizzy76 February 17, 2023

Sneak dicking

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.

Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.

by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017