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dickbird

1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer

2. (noun) Anything that is anything

3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish
wow alex, looks like you got the dickbird stuck again. you better go get the wood.

hey look at that man way up there in the dickbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.
by dickbird commmander August 20, 2008
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Dickbird

A common spam created by the Shadow Elves Clan.A Dickbird is an annoying bird.
Nick: Look at the dickbirds up in the tree. Dickbirds:Churp Churp. Nick: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE TREE YOU DICK BIRDS!
by DickBirds August 25, 2008
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dickleberries

Dickleberries simular to dingleberries but instead of shit hanging off your ass hole hair, it is cum hanging off your dick or dick hair.
I had to pick the dickleberries off Justin's cock from today's morning sex to get it nice and slobbery wet to slide in my moist cunt.
by Brand B May 19, 2018
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Dickbird

A dick that flies and fucks people.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.

Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.

Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.

So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Person 1: BRO SOME DICKBIRD IS FUCKING THIS GUY TO DEATH AT THIS PARK

Person 2: and? That's how nature is.

Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"

Person 2: yes it fucking is
by FallenAngelKindic December 28, 2022
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dinglebird

dildo dinglebird on a stick
by nutsack21 November 24, 2004
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dickiebird

a dickiebird is someone who acts stupidly or who's head is generally offensive. it is however not really a derogatory term, just a joke used by many.
"shutup u dickiebird"
"look at that there birdie brigade"
by gardsy July 26, 2005
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Dickweird

Lezley showed Kris a picture of a dick with herpes and kris got dickweird
by Lezley c June 6, 2016
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