Dickolosis

Scoliosis of the penis

He took his pants off and I need a road map to navigate the turns of his dickolosis.

by Dirtywine December 16, 2018

Dickolopus

Basically u have a dinosaur dick

If you have a dickolopus your weird

by Bradly sir white ya boi April 20, 2020

Dickflipper

A person that flips their dick up and down like a monkey, like they are de-evolving into a monkey.

A slang term for a dumb person.

Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper

Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?

by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009

dickflick

the absolute complete opposite of a chickflick. made for groups of men to watch together and express sentiments of repressed cromagnon agression. the cinamatic equivelent of a circle jerk. a movie with gratuitous amounts of primative violence and male dominated sex. typically with minor or subtle philosophical points to elude the female mind. main actors are always large powerful men who are fearless.

i thought my girlfriend would enjoy fightclub, however she seemed very unimpressed. i think she didn't understand it because it was really more of a dickflick

by francisfarmer211 March 20, 2009

Dickolopolis

Someone who is such a dick that they could fill an entire city with their dickishness.

Brandon, you are a dickolopolis.

by mhaze March 17, 2011

DickFlint

Dickflint - Someone who like to take dicks. Basically a man whore. They usually like to sniff anuses and eat booty flakes

*dickflint* - I got some bootyflakes in my teeth I do!
Ya see that timmy? Its a dickflint.

by IdidSurgeryOnAGrape November 23, 2018

Romantic Dickflick

A movie that has a romantic love story but men only watch it for the women in it.

I can't understand why Johnny loves Coyote Ugly so much it must be a Romantic Dickflick.

by davideo October 12, 2009