dickfeatures

New Zealand: Common insult. Fairly self-explanatory

Look at dickfeatures over there. He thinks he's cool.

by william March 24, 2005

dickalation

Death by penis being stuck in the mouth and being suffocated

She was giving me a blow job and i held her head to tight, she died of dickalation.

by Maverick&TopGun January 17, 2008

dickalate

The physical act of a man having totally dominating and animalistic sexual intercourse with an attractive woman.

"Dude, get that girl drunk, take her home, and dickalate her!"

by Megatronnn February 4, 2010

dickflate

To harm a male's ego by insulting the size of his penis

Why is Joe so glum?

His girlfriend just totally dickflated him in front of his buddies

by Locutioner March 15, 2016

Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner

OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.

by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009

dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

dickfat

fat of the dick on the dick fat.

"such dickfat ugh"

by fatdogshit November 29, 2020