Dicksmashed

The act of getting fucking housed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.

by Jo W July 30, 2013

Dickwasher

A person who cleans dirty dicks with their mouths for money

Man my ex girlfriend was quite the dickwasher!

by Dickwasher300 May 21, 2018

Dickalish

When a person giggles when smacking them with a dick

Timmy is so dickalish he laughed so hard when I hit him with a giant dildo dick

by Kkunecz March 31, 2020

Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.

"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."

by mckphilby October 6, 2009

Dicklash

(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.

Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.

by Slavman October 1, 2010

dickolas

another word for nicholas, of course changing the n for a d, & the h for a k. a dirty italian manwhore who cheats on all of his girlfriends, & is never happy with his current girlfriend. pretends to like bands.

person A; omg, did you see that dickolas wearing an all time low shirt?
person B; dude, i wouldn't trust it, he probably got it from his "chick on the side" & just pretends that he loves them.
person A; yes... true, lets shun him from society!

by dead! January 23, 2008