Dickflipper

A person that flips their dick up and down like a monkey, like they are de-evolving into a monkey.

A slang term for a dumb person.

Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper

Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?

by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009

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Dickslap

To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.

To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.

*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it

I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL

Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command

by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009

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dicklap

This is when a small penis is overlaped by fat or stomach so nobody can see it.

David "fatass" Dixon has a dicklap because he is a fatass with a VERY small dick . Sucks for him he cant jack-off .

by paul k. July 4, 2004

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Dickslap

A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.

Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.

by king_ding September 15, 2005

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