Dickfiber

Those long hairs that appears in underwear and sometimes within genitalia.

-Dude i just found dickfiber in my pantsMark
- Yo' thats gross-

by JoakoVlsc June 8, 2016

dickcited

Excited for dick

I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!

by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

Dickbird

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.

Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.

by Big Allio August 20, 2008

dickfiddling

Just another way to say masturbating.

Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???

Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.

by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010

Dickpire

One who only sucks dick at night.

Dude 1-"I'm not gay! I only suck dick at night!"
Dude 2-"You are like a gay vampire.. You're such a dickpire bro!"

by The one and only Gimpy October 11, 2017

Dickfished

A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles

He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!

by Le_mobi June 13, 2017

Dickfeed

Instead of female breastfeeding, this is male version of breastfeeding, called dickfeed

"OH sorry, wait a moment, i gotta dickfeed my infant"

by Aeroliner February 14, 2019