dickyeeting

Taking something useful, and throwing it as far away as possible rendering it completely useless.

I'm not sure why you keep dickyeeting your pen, you still need to write a paper.

by PlatKnight August 22, 2022

Dicktective

wife who examines husband's genitals carefully and critically, especially for any sign of infidelity.

Dicktective: (wearing magnified glass and getting a noseful of her husband's penis and shaking her head in disbelief.)
Husband: Look .. before you say anything, I haven't washed my cock since we last had anal.

by Dettol February 14, 2012

dickrections

when your dick gives you directions

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!

by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

dickfeather

A dickfeather is a person that either is or is called gay. The person who is called gay is always a male and usually excessively camp. The female version of a dickfeather is called a fannyknuckle.

Man 1: I like the company of men
Man 2: You're a fucking dickfeather I swear

by .AJ. January 7, 2017

Dicketrie

A form of trickery where you act like a complete and total dick

When playing a game of pool and you purposely snooker someone that is an act of Dicketrie

by JakAthey November 2, 2018

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

Dickeating

Dickeating is when you mind someone else business.

You forreal dickeating yo.

by You geeking dickhead November 3, 2020