dickpit

The spot where the bottom of the shaft meets the balls. It's like the armpit of the dick.

That kick hit him right in the dickpit.

by dickpit January 10, 2008

Dickmitt

A dickmitt is someone who is used only as an instrument of oral sex. Typically refers to a girlfriend or female that people know is only being used for sex as she is either not brilliant or not beautiful. It is a derogatory reference or used to insult a male about his significant other.

It's strange that Mark gets so worked up when we discuss His dickmitt! It's not like he'll admit to being in a relationship with Katie!

"Where's Joel?" "oh he left to get blown by his dickmitt Lisa"

by TLU November 12, 2011

Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

Dickbiter

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

Dickbritter

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

dickbait

1. one who attracts homosexuals.

Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.

by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007

Dickmitized

Definition 1: When the dick is so good, you're not able to sleep, or function without it, and you can't wait have it again...in other words a man's dick game it so good you are literally hypnotized by it.

Definition 2: A state where as a female may become attached to a male counterpart after sexual intercourse, because his pipe game is unbelievably good...ultimately leading to instant arrousal when said man is in their presence.

"Zaddy layed the pipe so good that he got me dickmitized ."

by Redd_bandit619 February 4, 2017