dickhugger

Someone who takes comfort in being at close proximity to a dick.

Don't you have a parade to go to, dickhugger?

by S4lut December 5, 2009

Dimebaggery

The act of being dimebag; something vulgar or explicit

a sentence that make your jaw drop from the sheer stupidity and/or incredibly vulgar statment or story.

Oooooh the dimebaggery

by dimebagharrell August 23, 2011

DICKBAGEL

NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

Mathew: I got some CHOICE words locked and loaded
James: Alright thanks, and what are these words?
Mathew:
FUCK
HOMEWRECKER
DICKBAGEL
and thats just to name a few
James: please define dickbagel for me?
Mathew: DICKBAGEL, NOUN
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit
James: You learn something new everyday huh

by cheeseuser June 8, 2021

dickbagetry

Study of being a dick bag/scumbag

Velocity at which dick enters and exits

Hey you see Nick Myers over there he majors in dickbagetry

by T.Murray November 12, 2007

dicknigger

Dicknigger- An idiot or someone who really pisses you off.

"Joe you just broke my tv you dicknigger!!"
or
"jim is such a dicknigger, he can't even put that table together."

by Otsego January 3, 2008

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

dickburgers

1. A nonsensical phrase commonly used as a conversation starter while intoxicated

2. A hamburger from Casey's General Store with all or most of the available condiments and toppings

Tron: "Dickburgers"
Albert: "What are you talking about?"
Tron: "Derp"

Ed: "What's up, man?"
Tron: "Just got back from Casey's with this dickburger. Its so good."
Ed: "Dude, you got that shit all over your face."
Tron: "I know I love dickburgers"

by shit sorry dude October 30, 2011