dickalogna

/dikˈalōnē/

noun - the act of pontificating so much that there is time for nothing else

verb - to pontificate and do absolutely nothing useful

adjective - to be an utter waste of air, space and time

exclamation - used alone or as a noun or a verb in various phrases to express anger, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

The Colonel has mastered dickalogna.

The Colonel dickalognaed through an entire hour long meeting today.

The Colonel sends the most dickalogna emails I've ever read.

This some DICKALOGNA!

by MalenkeeMilaya August 17, 2017

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

dickage

To give someone an unfair deal; to screw someone over.

"You're going to have to cover my shift"

"That is complete dickage"

by LannyM March 18, 2005

dickflake

A dickflake is a guy who is soft af.
Just like a snowflake but with a dick.

Person 1: I saw John cry while watching the notebook
Person2: Such a dickflake

by ShayBey December 8, 2016

Dickalatoogan

1. (Verb) When a nigga is on tremendous dick and won’t hop off
2. (Verb) When someone metaphorically sucks your dick dry

Speaker 1: You’re a bitch made nigga
Speaker 2: You are on dickalatoogan you bitch ass nigga.
Speaker 1: My bad gang, i’ll hop of

by Hopofftipuhoeassniggafrfr May 19, 2023

dickage

Quite simply, male genitalia.

My dickage is on show, bruv.

by spunko December 19, 2003

Dickage

To lay the dick down just right and in good measure.

"Man, I gave her good dickage the other night. She realy couldn't take it!"

by Sam O November 16, 2006