Dickbater

A dictator that masturbates way to much.

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."

by EddekCreature September 4, 2016

Dickbater

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.

"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."

by EddekCreature September 3, 2016

dickbaited

When you click on a dm or a ad and you get dick pics.

Beca: *clicks on dms*
Beca: Dick pics bruh ;-;

i got dickbaited yesterday :C

by Some weird stranger February 10, 2021

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

dickable vineyard

derived from the terms "dickable" and "vineyard" as defined by urban dictionary

a slang term for a divinely fuck-able pair of breasts

"Man, Wendy sure has a hell of a dickable vineyard"

by Professor Gregory Myers Jr. January 15, 2014

Dickable

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is willing to receive it all

My boyfriend is dickable.

by Eduardo the dickable May 5, 2018

stick-a-dickable

A really hot woman that you would like to have sex with.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you see the new temp they hired down in accounting?"
Guy 2: "No, is she hot?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, she's very stick-a-dickable!"

by johnnymack April 7, 2017