This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.
by The All Blacks Rule!!! April 3, 2007
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If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"
Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"
Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.
Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF
I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.
by DTTF March 27, 2009
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When you're with your girl and her friends and you decide to let her have a girls' night and leave the scene.
by Alliebees January 15, 2018
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4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
4'10" : Kinda tall/Average
6' : Really Fucking Tall
Chris : Yo did you see how short Alison was?
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
Rick : Yeah her Head to Dick Ratio was Average to Below Average
by therealbatmanmixedwithowlman April 9, 2019
Get the Head to Dick Ratio mug.The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.
That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.
She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
by Brooks1 October 10, 2012
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Damn Aaron, that girl in the hallway was asking me to dick her hard!
My brah Dylan dicked the hell outta that one dime at the party last Friday.
My brah Dylan dicked the hell outta that one dime at the party last Friday.
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