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To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.
"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

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by popeofeastlansing November 5, 2010
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Short Dick

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a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person
Wang is 2in... he has a short dick
by drdicker69 June 8, 2010
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Strawberry Short dick

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A guy who has a sleepovers with girls because the parents think he is a faget, who has a small weiner.
Pete pete has sleepovers with girls because he is a Strawberry Short Dick.
by joe applebottems September 7, 2007
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Short dick syndrome

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A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.
He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
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incompetence or inadequacy.
Something done poorly, a bad job, a rushed task the person could have done better at.
little or no effort used in the job or activity.
bro, you need to short dick it. we have five more jobs today and we don't have time to sit here and replace the bolt to the toilet seat.
by boot leg ;P June 8, 2016
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Short dick

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A guy who a micro penis ...
Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy
by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019
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