Dick-sandwich

a state of being; when you feel like the grungiest piece of shit in the world.

We hide in the wheat field for hours afterwards I felt like such a Dick-Sandwich

by Salty Noodles March 24, 2009

Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

dick brick sandwich

Removal of male genitalia with two bricks

I'm gonna give that two timing son of a bitch a dick brick sandwich

by Сука Блять February 21, 2015

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008

Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016

Sandy Dick

The action of inserting a wrapped sand-paper dildo into the anus or urethra of a gay lover.

Insert that sandy dick in me! I want to shit blood!

by MechPencil October 15, 2013