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Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
by The guy May 7, 2015
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dickcapitation

Circumcision; Cutting off the foreskin of one's penis
January 1st is the Feast of the Circumcision. We're celebrating baby Jesus' dickcapitation! Yay!
by Fill It Up December 11, 2010
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