pussy dick

a pussy and a dick combined. the slit of a pussy but a dick comes out the middle looking like a boner. The person that wields it can be a faggot or a lesbo and fuck a slit and a hole at the same time. And you can fuck yourself whenever you want to, but if your a dumb ass woman wielder than you might still think you should use a dildo but your fucking retarded and a bitchy waste of anyones time. God put you on this earth NOT I REPEAT DUMB BITCH NOT to be a cunt but fuck me on command.

pussy dick weilder

by a big dicked gage July 30, 2011

Dick Suckin' Pussy Lickin' Faggot

A phrase you shout at someone who wronged you.

Hey! You're a dick suckin' pussy lickin' faggot for dropping my slurpee!

by Lesbian Hoe May 27, 2017

dick to pussy ratio

When your hanging out with a group of guys and girls theres only a certain few ratios you can have. so for example if theres 1 guy the most girls you can have is 2 because its doubled so if you have 2 guys the most girls you can have is 4.

Guy: hey can you hang this weekend
Girl: yea what about you and my 2 friends
Guy: nah the dick to pussy ratio is off

by SWAGGMONEY June 22, 2014

pussy dick fart

when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy

pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Pussy Dick

A transgender woman's cock , which is basically a feminine penis

That transwoman is so sexy to where I wanna suck her pussy dick

by supercrazyboy6 December 22, 2025

National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
...
Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

by Mace May 5, 2006