dibs

Calling the right to something, which then must be immediately followed by a sword duel in order to prove your worth.

Man... Jason died after calling dibs... his opponent was a much better swordsman.

by amqueen September 20, 2018

dibs

a slang term for the euphoric and spinal fludid draining drug xtc. came from officer dibble and was shortened as chief gurners cant say dibble without laughing intensly.

'what! you scamming jew! 2 dibs for £15 mate, you must be off your chicken bits mate!'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

dibs

Dibs stands for 'Delicious Information Berries' wich refers to any piece of information ever that can be found freely or 'harvested'.

'That site had some sweet dibs'

by Dralios May 7, 2009

dib a dib

An alternative way of saying "okay" or "alright" in a shitty, uncomfortable situation.

Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."

Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"

Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."

by Mere Scraps August 2, 2009

Dibs not

The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"

John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....

by Alisson June 24, 2007

Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

by Matt I February 10, 2005

Dib

(noun) A nickname for any person who is spouting bullshit and/or making irrational claims. Can also be used to describe someone who disagrees with you. Named after the Invader Zim character of the same name.

Idiot: Biden is a good president!
Rational person: Shut up, Dib.

by Yopmail User August 30, 2022