A variation of dibbs. Dibbs indicates first rights to something and therefore saying "first dibbs" is unecessary and silly. Second dibbs, third, and so on are completely acceptable.
You called first dibbs on the last piece of pie. Well, I am going to take it anyway, because you are dumb and don't know how to use the term dibbs properly.
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Get the Do a Dibbs mug.The International Dibs Protocol (IDP) main goal is to prevent conflict between friends and family due to near-equal claims to an object of value. Nearly every conflict in history has been because two people want one thing.
Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.
If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.
1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.
2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.
3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.
4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.
Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.
If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.
1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.
2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.
3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.
4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.
"One cookie left, MINE!"
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)
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Get the International Dibs Protocol mug.dibsit or 'Dick In Bum Situation' is a phrase commonly used in Peterborough, United Kingdom and Surrounding Towns, it can be used as a summary or explanation for something you are involved in and is used as the replacement for awkward, because having a erect penis in your anus is quite awkward.
Mo: Hey Tom
Tom: Hey Buddy
Mo: Everything good Mukkah?
Tom: Nah Man, in a dibsit with something at work
Mo: GL with that BRO
Tom: Hey Buddy
Mo: Everything good Mukkah?
Tom: Nah Man, in a dibsit with something at work
Mo: GL with that BRO
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Get the dibsit mug.The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"
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