Diarretes

Diarrhea + Diabetes = Diarretes.

When someone with diabetes east sugar, and it runs through their body and they have to diarrhea it all out. Similar results to when people who are lactose intolerant consume milk, or milk products.

Gronk: "Where's Diabetes Tim?"
Sload: "Someone put sugar on fries and he thought it was salt. Now he has diarretes."

by yoursmart June 11, 2017

Diarrhetic Convulsion

A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.

Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!

by Errr June 19, 2006

Diarrhetta

What comes out after you eat Taco Bell, Arby's, Chipotle, and Hardee's (aka Charles's Jr.)

Basically Liquid Diarrhea.

Ja'Shanti got Diarrhetta after having Chipotle

by WeridGirl101 July 2, 2016

diarrheezing

the act of sneezing so hard diarrhea explodes out of your ass

After eating all that tikka masala, my stomach didn't feel so good, and then when I sneezed in the shower, I ended up diarrheezing all over. Took me an hour to clean. Took some Tilex to get that shit off.

by trannydonkeywitch July 9, 2011

diarrhetic

like diabetic, but when you are suffering from diarrhea

Max: "Doesn't Amber want to come to the beach today?"
Cam: "Don't tell her I told you, but she's diarrhetic."
Max: "Eww!"
Cam: "Yeah, I know."

by johnny folsom December 17, 2008

Diarrhetes

Similar to how one can get Diabetes by consuming too much sugar, one can get Diarrhetes from consuming too many diuretics such as coffee.

Symptoms include uncontrollable diarrhea and surprisearrhea.

Trevor: You don't look so good.
Jerry: I just had 3 coffees and now I think I have Diarrhetes!!!

by FrylockMastershakeAndMeatwad September 12, 2011

Diarrheetes

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020