Dragonite

Dragonite, this pokemon is the pre-evolution of Dragonair, unfortunatley, to own this bad-boy, you have to capture a Dratini and train up a shit-load of levels till you get the almighty Dragonite. Do watch out for its Hyper Beam move, as it will fuck you up royal.

Your Dragonair just evolved to a Dragonite!

Gamer : Shit yeah! Get out of my way niggers or I will Hyper Beam yo ass!

by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009

deaconist

A person who practises the art of Deaconism

A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.

Look! there goes a Deaconist.
Those Deaconists take their Deaconism very seriously.

by James Deacon January 3, 2007

doaganist

the smell a noise makes, every tim you hear something this is caused by friction no matter how small the noise

who cut the cheese uh oh here comes the doaganist

by armin August 26, 2003

Double Dragonfist

The act of using both hands to masturbate and twisting in different directions while stroking. Commonly used in the porn industry and job interviews.

If you want him to call you back you better cup the balls and give him that double dragonfist.

by beardedreptar October 16, 2016

diagnostic

A combination of two agnostics.

Thomas: I'm agnostic!
Anya: I'm agnostic, too!
Thomas: That makes us a diagnostic!

Person 1: I know these Siamese twins who think the existence of God is unknowable.

Person 2: Ah, yes, another case of diagnosticism.

by Thanya October 20, 2012

diagnostisizing

The present participle for diagnosis that I definitely didn't make up and put on urban dictionary for this assignment

The therapist couldn't figure out the patient's diagnosis even after much diagnostisizing

by Zangbeastt December 16, 2020

Diagnosticism

A new religion that IT technicians can call their own.

Hey man, wanna join the religion I just created for technicians, geeks and nerds? It's called diagnosticism.

by DelphinusMinor May 17, 2010