tl;tr&dgaf

Too Long;To Read & Don't Give A Fuck

'Dude': Hey 'Bro' take a look at this article it's only 4 pages long

'Bro': tl;tr&dgaf

by richerpaumade July 18, 2009

Hot Diggity Daffodil

A commonly used exclamation of excitement by the robot, Bender, in the popular TV show Futurama

- Calculon: Presenting our newest member. *He moves aside to show Bender.*
- *Many robots are cheering.*
- Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!

by Niedrig April 1, 2009

Daffy Duck

Donald Duck's black cousin

While Disney has Donald for their duck character, Warner Bros. decided to make a cousin for him, and thus Daffy Duck was born.

by GunnyMan4 August 4, 2016

Daffaa

He is the most incredible, wonderful, marvellous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, miraculous, sublime, breathtaking, dazzling, amazing, stunning, tremendous, extraordinary, unbelievable, staggering, funniest person you will meet. If you happen to meet a person with this name, do not skip the opportunity to fuck him, you won't regret it.

"I fucked Daffaa last night, it was phenomenal, he has a whole elephant trunk down there."
"Daffaa is so hot, I wish he would step on me."

by hasasd November 23, 2021

Dgaf teacher

<Noun>
A teacher that either dresses Dgaf and/or as a Dgaf attitude. These teachers are the teachers who let you text in class, talk, and listen to your iPod. If your lucky, your teacher will even let you use his/her computer.

Nick: Ugh I hate my study hall its so boring.

Natha: I love mine, we got Mrs. Boat, shes totally a Dgaf teacher.

by dats2dope December 16, 2009

daffynition

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.

Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Daffodility

Your inner girliness; hidden female nature

iCarly: 'Embrace your inner daffodility!'

by bookaddict209 May 30, 2009