dftfh

Drinking From The Fire Hose
TLA for any situation where a very large flow of information is coming your way, and you have to retain some part while simultaneously keeping from being overwhelmed.

"John has two weeks to learn how to do a whole new job. He's really DFTFA"

by R. Bemrose July 16, 2005

DYWTFT

Do You Want To Fly Today?

"I've seen passengers receive the 'Do You Want To Fly Today?' (DYWTFT) treatment because a medical disability makes shoe removal difficult or physically painful."

by buggum April 19, 2010

DWTF

DWTF is used to abbreviate "Dude, What the F*ck?"

Usually used to show annoyance or loss of patience with someone.

The sniper is in the best sniping spot in de_dust2. His target is in his scope. Suddenly, an assailant comes up behind him and knifes him in the back.

Assailant: Ha ha, you got knifed!

Sniper: DWTF

by c0mbatMaTT97 May 26, 2009

DFWMF

Don't Fuck With My Family

You ain't sellin' no crack to my little bro! DFWMF

by famman February 24, 2010

dywtfm

Do you wanna fuck me.

Hey sexy dywtfm

by DTList July 2, 2017

DFTF

It means you are down for the fuck and anyone can be down for the fuck; you, your mom, your dad, your sister, your brother, your uncle, your teacher, your aunt, and of course your friends.

Hey man you know what I am? You guessed it. I am DFTF and you know what, so is your mom.

by dark rav January 11, 2011

DFWTB

Don't Fuck With This Bitch

A guy you know comes up 2 u and starts bothering u. You run off but thn he starts txting u...... a fitting reply might b:
"Hey hey hey hey HEY! DFWTB 3 *-:" (that last smiley meant KIss my ass)

by Charlotte V-K May 27, 2005