Dezmond

A Dezmond enjoys the simple things in life. Eating, sleeping, cuddling, and going for walks. He likes water, but hates baths. He loves to run and climb anything. A Dezmond is a very independent creature but often can be very loving to those special people in his life. He always gets what he wants because he knows just how to use his adorableness to win anyone over.

Various nicknames include: Dez, Rezzer, Dezmundo

"Awwww, so cute! Definitely a Dezmond."

by yogdodedogz February 7, 2010

in demand

Someone that lots of boys or girls want to get with, either for a one night stand or a long-term relationship; Someone who is so popular he/she doesn't have time to hangout with everyone that wants to hangout.

Girl 1: That Michael kid is so in demand. I would totally sleep with him right now.

Girl 2: OMG I know right! He's so dreamy.

by Poltergeist17 December 30, 2014

Desmanthus illinoensis

Desmanthus illinoensis is a perennial weed legume growing from .3 to 1 meter tall. It has fern-like leafed branches and produces N,N-DMT in its root bark. Other names for Desmanthus illinoensis are Bundle Flower, Illinois Bundle Weed, and Prairie Bundleflower.

If this plant is smoked, it is said to have a psychedelic effect on your body. It starts to work in about 20 seconds after smoking and lasts around 10 minutes.

One of the experiences someone had was after smoking Desmanthus illinoensis:

"As I bowed (sitting crosslegged on the floor), I felt my spine open, and when I sat up, looked at my friend and felt that I was truly able to see him as God. To do this I had, while bowed down, to see the deepest cruelties that humans are capable of (rape and murder). A kind, deep voice said this was a part of the human condition that a deeply realized being is willing to see. Being willing to view this with detachment let me appreciate the depth of love I had for all people, and I was able to express this to my friend. This intensity lasted for perhaps ten minutes, and the comedown was very gradual. I am writing this almost 20 hours later; no residual effects at all, but I have felt a pleasant centeredness and afterglow."
---from Freyje

by Nicholas Roberts March 31, 2008

Demanyui

When you can't shit.

Person A: Brb gotta go to the bathroom
Person B: OK
Person A: FUCK DEMANYUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by staygold678 July 18, 2007

supply and demand

simple marketing idea based on the concept that the higher the demand and lower the supply, the higher the price. It can also be proved by the concept that the lower the demand and higher the supply, the lower the price. Is has nothing to with Linux is free and the demand supply or irrelevent since it already costs $0.00 to get and and $0.00 buy.

Dumb people are fine, but they ones that post useless definitions are just plain anoying.

by zbowling January 19, 2004

on demand

that thing that you watch, after paying 5$ then sit in your room crying about what you did.
and yes, your parents will see, "Chezkelsovokian Virgins Unleashed 34" on the bill.

Dude im bored, i guess ill watch On Demand before mom and dad get home.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

demanding

to request something in a forceful urgent manner

The lady was very demanding with the people on the phone.

by Gerard Irick January 11, 2010