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Devil's Swing Set 

When its so hot that your balls sag and slap around till it hurts.
Dude 1: Dude, I was banging Trisha and my balls were flying all over the place.
Dude 2: Sounds like a textbook Devil's Swing Set to me.

devil's orchestra 

Luchito: oh, no Robert's going to his room with that drunk bitch again...
Vero: let's turn up the radio to drown out his devil's orchestra
Luchito: or we could better join them
Vero: 'kay
devil's orchestra by Robster79 February 5, 2010

Devil's Rim job 

When your butthole burns, while pooping, from spicy food you ate.
Those hot wings gave me a mean Devil's rim job

Are you trying to give me a devil's rim job with those Jalapenos?
Devil's Rim job by Rja92 January 23, 2017

Devil's Coleslaw 

After sex when you take the gooch "juice" and semen then smear it on your partner's upper lip.
Dude I did a devil's coleslaw to this girl last night!!!
Devil's Coleslaw by jastyra July 13, 2019

Devil's Fork

Deviation from steady streamline flow of Urine, in which the piss takes two independent paths, one of which is usually outside the event horizon of the porcelain bowl and often directly incident on trouser leg or shoe.

Includes "Devil's Forking" in which both feet get a hosing and "Devil's Fork Special" a game in which one attempts to secure flow into two urinals simultaneously.
I impressed the lads in the Gents by a spectacular display of Devil's Forking in which I concurrently pissed on the legs of the persons to the left and right of me.
Devil's Fork by The Third Place April 26, 2003

Devil's bargain 

(n.) Devil's bargain, (alternatively) Devil's own bargain:

An extremely bad deal, with a terrible price to pay, which someone considers accepting because they can see no other way out of a truly horrible situation.
Let's hope their friends can think of some better idea!
He knew she was offering a Devil's bargain, but he would do anything to get the medicine for his wife.
OR
"If you marry that man to put a roof over your children's head, you will be getting the Devil's own bargain, because he does not love them, and he never will."
Devil's bargain by liv4mntns September 14, 2009