descriptionate

To add unnecessary description to a sentance or conversation

Fred: Awww man, this book descriptionates well bad. Why cant it just get to the point?

Bob: I told you Dr. Seuss is a descriptionate d-bag.

by Romzzzz February 28, 2010

job description

That limiting agent that keeps bruthas and sistas from doing a god-damned thing on the job.

I aksed the bus driver, Tokwanda, to open the door when we arrived at my stop. She say, "that ain't in my job description!"

by RLp June 12, 2005

over descriptive

What do you think? A.K.A. "Too Much Information"

Insead of saying, "I'm gonna take a dump" Joe was over descriptive and said, "I'm gonna sit on a block of porcelin and let a huge, brown chunk slide out of my ass and into a lake of previously-white water, turning it into a swamp of organic toxic waste."

by Katsu Moriyama May 5, 2003

description

description is the description of describing something in a descriptive manner.

i will description you to death boi

by FEARONFUCKER19 February 13, 2019

Destription

A nick name for detention based on the stripping of students' undergarments.

Jasmine had a destription.

by detention03112010 October 30, 2010

Descriptive Experience Sampling

A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.

I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.

by julibooli August 10, 2020

read description

An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.

"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"

by Doge 2.0 March 29, 2021