decoration delirium

A state by which a person has decorations of several holidays up at the same time.

Wife: "Did you see Bob put up his Christmas lights?"
Husband: "Yes I noticed that he also still has the Halloween Flag flying, poor guy- he must suffer from "decoration delirium!"

by what the .... November 25, 2011

Decoration Friend

A friend who's only reason for being there is to make you look like you have more friends.

The decorative friend is often the one who does things such as:

*Holding bags while the friend group is on a ride.
*Sits by you at lunch but talks to no one.
*Always has a pencil when you need one.
Decoration Friends a lot of times know that they are decoration, but they have no one else to be around so they sit there feeling lonely but can't really do anything about it so they just sit there feeling sad, but content with the situation.

Person 1: Wow Sarah has a lot of friends!
Person 2: Not really, they're more decoration friends than anything.
Person 1: Oh so they just sit there and not feel wanted?
Person 2: Yep.

by Pillow Monkey November 17, 2019

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

poop decoration

Corn or Maze

Will somebody pass the mashed patatoes and poop decoration?; I prefer my poop decoration off the cobb.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

fridgemas decoration

Noun;

Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge

Are you kids going to eat any more of the meatloaf or had it become a fridgemas decoration

by marklarthewelby July 5, 2022