defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.

The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.

by Hazel April 16, 2005

Derage

Verb - To suppress one's anger.

Person 1: Whoa! Bob is so angry!

Person 2: Yeah, he's totally raging.

Person 1: Someone needs to tell him to derage.

by S.MF.L December 20, 2010

Dewrag

A rag often used to clean up ejaculates.

Hey look it must be dewrag's dewrag, because Cathleen and and Brittni figured out they can do better.

by marky_estabon January 6, 2009

Denagy

1. Denagy;(den-a-gee);noun - The word Denagy has become synonymous with beastiality of the feline nature. This has led many experts to believe that Denagy himself may have been involved in feline raping despite his continual denial of such acts. A person who fornicates with cats.

2. denagy;(den-a-gee);adjective - The word Denagy has also become synonymous with the word drama, and eventually led to the birth of a new word that many experts see as a word which will soon take over the teen pop culture world. Dramagy.

1. Though it appeared as if there would be an acquittal, the young man was found guilty of being a Denagy.

2. “Just stop it Katherine! I’m so sick of your denagy ways! Just get over me already cause I’m the best and you’re nothing.”

by Denagy January 31, 2006

defrag

to clean up a hard drive like a messy room.

My laptop's been choking up pretty badly recently... speed-wise, that is. I'm going to see if I need a defrag or something.

by m January 16, 2005

deragon

A Franswa a killer of armies.Destroyer of alliances.Ruler of evony.

Deragon just pwnd me..

by Mordeth October 19, 2010

defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011