A country in the northen part of Europe. A place with beautiful people, a lot of socialism and equality. Often used as an allegory for the best place on Earth by young, hopeful Americans who support elderly jewish politicians with socialist ideas.
Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds.
The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork.
Only available to blond, white alcoholics.
Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds.
The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork.
Only available to blond, white alcoholics.
American 1: I'm planning on moving to Denmark sometime in the future!
American 2: Oh, you took the test? Did you fit? How many units can you drink in two hours?
American 1: Some... Seven, if I really focus on just drinking?
American 2: ... Yeah, you're gonna have to retake that.
American 2: Oh, you took the test? Did you fit? How many units can you drink in two hours?
American 1: Some... Seven, if I really focus on just drinking?
American 2: ... Yeah, you're gonna have to retake that.
by JakeBit June 22, 2016
A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Mathias Köhler, or Denmark.
Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.
He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.
Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.
He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.
Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
1)
Person 1: Denmark.
Denmarkist: *Squeals*
Person 1: What's with you?
Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.
Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out.*runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
Person 1: Denmark.
Denmarkist: *Squeals*
Person 1: What's with you?
Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.
Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out.*runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
by Ane December 09, 2013
Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.
Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.
Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!
Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.
Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!
Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
by Oscar MacGorden April 11, 2012
Teenager in Denmark: "Hey mom, can you buy me a bottle of vodka for tonight? - Oh right, I'm 16 now, I'll just do it myself"
by idaida April 20, 2009
Illest country on earth. If you don't believe me, go there, see all the tall, blond women and trus' me, you won't wanna come back ta America where all the fat chicks roam free, feeding on whatever their pudgy little hands can reach
Person 1: Yo I was in Denmark this summer
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
Person 2: Why the fuck did you come back
Person 3: I'm gay dude (can use "swedish" interchangebly with gay)
by SultanDenmark April 05, 2005
The cradle of all ciivilization. The girls are all tall blonde babes and the fellz are all hot professor types who knows karate.
by bookworm2000 May 31, 2008
proven to be the happiest place on earth, ina international survey.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.
Danes pay up to 60% in taxes- but minimum wages are much higher than forexample american minimum wages. so it balances itself out. health care is free, and the personal freedom by far exceeds what many countries allow. (with the exception of the dutch, probably) This does not in any way increase drug use, not crime or violence.
Also, Denmark actually have much milder winthers than many of the U.S. states.
man, I'm freezing my ass off, I really should move to Denmark! there I'm also allowed to speak my mind without being arrested!
by mr american March 04, 2009