Dench 

Dumb and hench.
A large muscular dumb person

News reporter Alisa: Today's headline, a steroid abusing driver ploughed through Queen Elizabeth's parade, in London, hospitalising thousands.

News reporter Edward: What a piece of shit swollen dench bastard. *shakes head*

News reporter Alisa: *elbow nudges Edward* WE. ARE. LIVE.

News reporter Edward: We will be back shortly after Christopher reads today's weather :)

Dench by Cheeky_KONT May 23, 2015

Dench 

Dipping The Wench - A pirate term for what the shipmates want to do after being stuck at sea for so long.

Eight months at see tis the tavern for me!
I'll show 'er me gold then I'll dench 'til I'm cold!

Dench by Ironbrand September 2, 2008

Dench 

A versatile noun and sometimes adjective that has nothing to do with the actress Judy Dench, but whose image is inevitable upon use of this word, making it relative to the actress and all of her qualities. Its primary use in context is as an insult and more common as the act of being a dench or dench-like. Typically dench is used to insult one person, preferably a close friend, however, make sure it is not overused in a short period of time. If said correctly, the emphasis is focused on the last few letters of the word. Since the term is an insult and comes off as one, the idea that you might be like Judy Dench while not really knowing what it means to be a Dench, makes this word one of a kind.

"You dench!"

"Stop being such a dench..."

"You look like a denchy pirate hooker."

"....oh yeah, well you're a dench." -used as a comeback.

Dench by House Atreides October 5, 2010

Dench 

The word used to describe an over-weight, hairy member of the female side. Plays on the word 'hench' and 'dense'.

"Ah man, She's Dench!"

Dench by JustHereToHelp March 27, 2009

dench 

a term used in foosball or table soccer meaning bad, or undesireable.

Aww shit that shot was dench.

dench by firetruckgreen November 15, 2006

Dench 

A slang word for big

BLUD DAT BURGENS DENCH

Dench by Cpl spq March 20, 2013

Dench 

a) VERB. to 'dench' something is to steal or borrow an item of clothing.

b) to have been 'denched' means to have had an item of clothing borrowed or stolen from you.

'Can i dench your shirt?'

A: 'He's denched my trousers!!'
B: 'You've been denched'

Dench by denchster March 31, 2009