Dejan Lovren

Deajn Lovren is a Footballer and is thought of as the greatest footballer of all time by anyone with a functioning brain. He is also the winner of the Ballon d'or.

Person: Who is the GOAT? (Greatest of all time)
Stupid Person: Crisiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi
Smart and cool dude: No it's obviously Dejan Lovren

by DejanLovren July 14, 2019

Dejan

He likes to have Slobonanka. He is alfa male even though he has small pe-pe.

Oh Dejane dublje

by Dejanfem November 22, 2021

dejanism

That moment when you lose controll over your body and mind and just do the most stupid thing possible to fuck up everyone's day..

I tryed to boil water but then dejanism hit me and i spilled the water over my cat

by j539 November 19, 2017

Dejan

Name of my idol

Dejan todorovski soccer player

by Byebitch0827 November 22, 2021

Dejan

A typical white male, with a 3-inch penis. Although he has a small penis, for some weird reason the women still like him.

"Man that Dejan somehow gets all the women, he a cuck"

by kidwithpenis June 28, 2018

Dejan Božič

Sedi na desni

Dejan Božič sedi na desni.

by kkkn September 11, 2018

Dejan

Is normally a fat fucker who likes to cause problems and get into fights. He talks himself up all the time and thinks he’s cool when he’s really not. All teachers/ work colleagues hate him

Colleague 1: Did you hear what Dejan done
Colleague 2: Yea Dejan is such a dick

Colleague 1: I fucking hate Dejan

by 69milffucker69 October 26, 2019