deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

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What happens when you ask, "how do you type with boxing gloves on."

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours,
bob

by Dragon Paul July 17, 2003

error: no keyboard detected. press F5 to continue

Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

Neglected

Implies giving insufficient attention to something that merits one's attention

The Brat is being neglected by the Anchovy.

by The_Brat January 6, 2009

Deleted Emails

Hillary

Shit! They found my deleted emails.

by Poosjcopj November 1, 2016

Horny nigga detected

A male who is always horny. Is probably named sage.

Cool person: bro why is sage always horny
Other cool person: i know man everytime I text him he's jerking off
Cool person: horny nigga detected

by Gaye dickhead July 2, 2020

decleated

when you get tackeled in sport real hard. You get knocked out your cleats (shoes).

Boy, that guy just got it De-cleated! He went nowhere fast.

by Lamonator December 20, 2004