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deflowered

To lose your virginity via sexual contact- term is more often used in reference to girls losing their virginity.
Psychologist: "You have to accept that every girl gets deflowered at some point in a temporary relationship"

Patient: "not EVERY girl."
by Ramses12 September 1, 2008
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soul deflector

i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.
I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.
by Some giddy idiot January 8, 2007
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dealt with

Handled the hard way, which involves:

1. going down
2. losing
3. getting hurt
4. getting severely hurt
5. getting killed/murdered
Dude better give me my money before he get dealt with.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 10, 2006
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defetext

To text while pooping.
My roommate defetexted me that we were out of toilet paper.
by AwesometheCat April 11, 2010
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Deflangivation Society

A society founded in 1959 to provide a safe haven for those with a keen interest in
deflangivating (the process of removing the leaves and stalk from a plant) to share
their experiences and socialise with like minded folk.
Person 1: I met the owner of Microsoft last night. I am waaaaaay cool.

Person 2: Dude, you loooooooose - the owner of the Deflangivation Society is my DAD.

Person 1: Woooooah, no way?

Person 2: Way. Now lick my shoes.
by The Deflangivator February 15, 2010
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Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated
I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver
by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019
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whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.
Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017
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