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When you drink an alcoholic beverage so quickly that it essentially vanishes from existence. Also used to describe a person who gets obliterated by alcohol to the point that their brain essentially vanishes leading to an array of incomprehensible decisions and the person subsequently passing out before they make it to their bed.

"Buddy was just absolutely deleting beers last night "

"Dude, he was completely deleted by 11pm"

by The Roost August 7, 2016

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What happens when you ask, "how do you type with boxing gloves on."

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours,
bob

by Dragon Paul July 17, 2003

Deleted Emails

Hillary

Shit! They found my deleted emails.

by Poosjcopj November 1, 2016

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This one is definitely worth my time and consideration... DELETED!!!

Homestar: Hey, where's Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation awhile ago!
Strong Sad: Maybe it got... De-le-ted!

by Donkey Kong Song December 5, 2003

Deleted Intelligence

The content in a line of comments that makes no sense because someone deleted the comment above.

"What's she mean by that?"

"I think it made sense earlier, but she's got deleted intelligence."

by Poetic Diva March 11, 2011

deflexted

The feeling you get while messaging someone and it shows them typing for ages and then all you get is a one or two word reply.

I was chatting with this hot girl, and she was replying like for ever, and she only said 'maybe'... I was so deflexted!

by LeSavage1970 November 21, 2017

deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005