erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Tragically Delicious

ADJ.
Trag-ik-lee Di-lish-iss (rhymes with "Magically Delicious")

1) Used to describe an event that had befallen a foe which is sad, terrible, or tragic. One must enjoy said event.

2) Term used to describe a terribly unfashionable outfit or style that inexplicably works.

"My ex's new girlfriend is a total skank ho. Her ex hit on mine right in front of her. It was tragic... tragically Delicious!"

Fashion Gay #1: OMG, did you see what she was wearing?
Fashion Gay #2: I know! Cowboy boots with traditional Inuit garb? It's tragically Delicious!

by Jeanette M. May 7, 2008

delicious boat

A person that you appreciate immensely. It is also the title you receive after you've done something awesome. Depending on the awesomeness of the action you might even be a delicious canoe or a delicious cruise ship or a hooker boat.

The opposite of a delicious boat is a malicious boat.

"I've made some cookies for you!"

"Aw, thank you! You're such a delicious boat."

by tearsoflemonade February 3, 2010

H2O delerious

A comedy youtuber known for his love of teddy bears and his immistakable laugh. He has recently gained 10 million subscribers

H2O delerious is a great youtuber

by Datboibihface May 4, 2018

delicious cake

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap

this is delicious cake. you must eat it

by ultra mega sexy dude November 22, 2007

Delicious Point

see calorie

Very delicious hence the name. It is a unit of measurement for how tasty a type of food is. The more delicious points in a type of food the better. You can find the delicious point count in the calorie section.

Man 1: Yo man. After that trip I ate about 8,000 delicious points.

Man 2: Wow man! That must have been delicious!

by Crabcakes5 July 24, 2015

delicious bass

A gift given to a special friend when your Uncle Rico tries to sell her herbal suppliments to enlarge her breast area, usually wrapped in aluminum foil.

I caught you a delicious bass.

by Slut Sandwich January 13, 2005