deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

denvering it up

the act of taking acid (as much as possible) while hating on the government.

Bob: finna bool while denvering it up wit da homies cuhh fuck the government
Joe: bet cuhh lemme get some dat acid g

by fuck12ofn April 7, 2019

deepening the kiss

Means using tongue or something

Bro 1: *spying on bro 2 and him kissing his girl* omg he's deepening the kiss

by NO NAMES ARE AVAILABLE March 5, 2022

determing

When someone is trying to write the word "determining," and they see the first "in" and think it's time to add the "g". In reality, they skipped an entire -in- segment and are, in fact, retarded.

Jesse is determing whether his science study partner is an idiot or not.

by Chemistry Goddess March 28, 2009

John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009

Dextering

A synonym for killing or murdering.

"That dog is in need of some dextering if it keeps barking!" or "Something is dextering our network speed; it's so slow!"

by geogon December 15, 2009

Teetering

A sexual act where a man first sticks his balls into the asshole of a partner. Then the man kisses the person on the back of the head, followed by the insertion of the man's penis.

Ryan is teetering Colton, balls in blood out.

by fett37 August 3, 2010