dickie bitch

someone who is not only being a little bitch but has also transgressed into being a dick while being a bitch

Michael: Gavin 'dickie bitch' Free

by analdestroyer223 June 24, 2015

decking the sisters

A term originating from a Let's Play of the video game Virtual Bart, it means punching a woman in the breasts.

"I always love decking the sisters. That's my favorite."
- Northernlion

by jadeheartoffire January 3, 2013

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.

Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O

by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012

jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid

Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend

by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020

Deep Sea Decking

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

by king o the sea April 20, 2010

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014