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99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.
The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.
by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011
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declaration of war

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER
by levi's third sword January 15, 2021
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declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend
i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.
by culinarythug February 5, 2010
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tree decoration

by dxenrms December 5, 2017
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Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".
Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.
by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010
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The Declaration of Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.
by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020
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Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.
Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.
by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015
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