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Vice President Dense

A fitting nickname for the US Genius in Chief’s second in command, Mike Pence.
Vice President Dense stood on the sidelines with that bland semi-smile and oddly hollow look through the eyes that is vaguely suggestive of a person who has just farted in public and knows that the stench is going to be deadly for all nearby.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 8, 2019
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Deante

Deante is the definition of a loyal young man.he loves his mother and any wonan he loves has to love him as his mom does.he is athletic competitive, handsome very attractive all the the ladies wants to be his girl, but he is very particular in who he dates.

almost always wins at every thing he does, very intelligent and good with numbers.vry fashionable. The perfect son, the perfect man. His dreams and aspirations will take him far in life he will be successful in life

If ur looking for the perfect man u need a Deante..he is the center of attention at all times his friends look up to him. So if ur looking for a good friend Deante wld be the best friend to have..
If u have a son who loves u and tajes the role of the man of the house u must have a Deante.. You want ur daughter to dump her looser boyfriend and h
Get a Deante..
by strong sexy smart superstar November 20, 2014
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dense fuck

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.
Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.
by Scinterplex November 30, 2016
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dense

if used as a figurative (of a text), then dense means it's hard to understand because of a complexity of ideas...

if dense is used as figurative (of a person), then dense means that it's difficult to explain anything to that person because they can't make sense of complex ideas (because their head is too "dense" or "thick" to get anything through)

It does not mean stupid although it is often used to describe people who are also stupid. For example, a lawyer who argues what the word "is" means could be described as dense. Stupid is lacking in intelligence whereas dense infers that a person's head is too thick to teach anything to him/her.

People who exhaust you by asking for further clarification on anything from policies and procedures by asking questions they wouldn't ask had they understood your previous answer to one of their previous questions are dense - their skulls are too thick to get anything through to their heads so they don't understand even the simplest lowest common denominator definitions!

A dense person is the opposite of an airhead, although about as useful.
If you had to read this definition several times to understand it - and you still don't really understand it, it is because you are dense.
by unicornmoans April 23, 2010
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Deangelo Hall

Cornerback for the Washington Redskins, favorite target of Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler.
Jay Cutler throws it to Deangelo Hall for the 4th time today!
by mike box November 23, 2010
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Dense

not exactly stupid, the person can be book smart but can also be: thick headed, clueless, lacking common sense, unable to catch onto hints
Caty: So has he catched on that you like him yet?

Helen: Sigh...no..Peter's so dense..
by nomnomnomcake:D November 19, 2011
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Danse Macabre Community

The Danse Macabre Community, is almost like cult. If you are a part of this community, your favourite movie must be Corps de bride, and Coraline. Danse Macabre means dance of the dead, so if you are part of the Danse Macabre community, there will be a lot of dancing around the cemetary with the ones who have passed. To join this community, you must be able to sing Gdzie Jest Biały Węgorz (Zejście) , or you can just be a polish cow. To join this community, you have to email us on mayahee68@gmail.com we will always be online!! This community is a safe place for all.
"I love being a part of the danse macabre community!"
"What is danse macabre community?"
"It is a safe place for anyone who likes to danse around a grave yard."
by Mayaheemayahaa March 24, 2021
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