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drug dealer minute

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet
Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"
by PartyNdBullShiit June 18, 2010
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Poop Dealer

That one guy that is amazing in every way
Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!
by Garea August 1, 2019
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sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.
I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.
by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019
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Zaziki Dealer

A Greek Guys who loves walking around and dealing with Zaziki.
Guy 1: My Greek homie Nikolas passin' out some Zaziki in da Streets.
Guy 2: Yo seriously? He a Zaziki Dealer or what?
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Poop Dealer

That one nigga that deals poop and porn
Nigga: You got that shit
Poop Dealer: Yea bet nigga
Nigga: DRIP DRIP
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deagled

The act of being killed by or killing someone with the Desert Eagle pistol.

Usually screamed whenever someone kills someone else. Commonly used in Counter-Strike.
Guy: You just got DEAGLED.
by Nol888 December 12, 2009
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Cum Deflectors

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.
Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011
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