Deadlock

When you're gettin' snoody with the booty but suddenly you are stuck at full mast and can't pull out but also can't cum. Usually from too much sex.

Man I was hittin' it from behind with Vanessa but I got such bad deadlock I was stuck pumpin' for like an hour.

by o'snap cracka n' poppin' January 11, 2019

Dreadsock

To stuff a Dreadnought (preferably one of the old metal ones) into a sock & then smash it into the cheating/cheezey army list using player's face.

This usually results in pain for the offender. This is a good thing.

However, never Dreadsock Chuck Norris, don't even think about it unless you want to have your testicles crushed. It hurts, believe me.

Player 1: WTF?! U haz 4 skwadz ov teh Nob Bykerz?!?! That iz teh cheeze!!!

Player 2: Yeah, but u wayt untylz i pwn u wiv mah dubel lash Chaos army!!!

Player 1: WTF mahn?!?!

Player 2: It haz 3 Vindicatorz 2!!!

*Player 1 proceeds to Dreadsock Player 2*

Player 2: MAH FAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!! IT IZ TEH HURTZ!!!!!!!!!

Player 1: That'z wot u get 4 being a cheezey foo.

Player 2: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by an Ugnaught January 28, 2009

deadlocked

When a guy and girl are fucking locked in doggystyle firmly and intensely.

We were deadlocked last night for three hours straight.

by NO FUCKING NAME March 1, 2011

deadstick landing

A deadstick landing, also called a dead-stick landing, is a type of forced landing when an aircraft loses all of its propulsive power and is forced to land. The "stick" refers to the traditional wooden propeller, which without power would just be a "dead stick".

Pilot lost the engine and made a deadstick landing .
Pilot loses prop, makes a dead stick landing (prop=propulsion or propeller)

by Tomek M. August 27, 2017

DEadRoPe DeadStop

You have sex with a woman. At the very end you grab a lamp and start beating the woman with it while yelling Clooner.

I just gave that girl a DEadRoPe DeadStop.

by Insane whale June 11, 2018

deadlock

clutching your arms around someone's neck, restricting movement without choking

As an older sibling, I deadlock my little sister all the time.

by Ma-ria October 27, 2017

Deadlock

To create something sub-par, to make a horrible mistake while denying it and claim it is of great value.

"I don't want to pull a deadlock and turn this into garbage."

"Oh man, the chef totally deadlocked this food, it's terrible."

by Andrew J Dampier October 25, 2003