fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

has me dead

Something that kills you inside and stresses you out

That movie has me dead it was so bad

by Offical dictionary April 18, 2018

fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

Had me dead

It means something is really funny.

Nah fam when she said peng it had me dead

by Jemimaa1 September 14, 2019

That shit had me dead

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017

consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.

Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)

by <3coco23 December 3, 2011

Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"

Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"

by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017