You doing tequila shots on a Monday?
Yeah, it Snow Day's Eve - they already called off work tomorrow.
Yeah, it Snow Day's Eve - they already called off work tomorrow.
by MarkyDProductions March 5, 2013
Get the Snow Day's Eve mug.Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
by Federal Pest Control January 8, 2013
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Anytime someone has an unusually green shit. Such an act is likely to take place the day after St. Patrick's Day because of the high amount of green food dye consumed.
Dude 1: Wow, I dont know what I ate yesterday, but I had a mad case of St. Patrick's Day shits this morning and got it all over the bathroom wall.
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!
Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Gumby exploded in the your bathroom!
by Lionel Matson April 6, 2008
Get the St. Patrick's Day shits mug.The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.
Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
by TitanFan March 2, 2011
Get the Valentine's day standard mug.Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
by mareigns December 21, 2014
Get the Valentine's Day Sadness mug.The essence and summary of having lived the 'day' of ones life in 'darkness'. It has been... denotes a looking back or hindsight and the choise of the word 'hard' implies difficulty. Generally such epiphany comes sadly late.
Last minute, enlightenment is frequently found where mill stones were considdered mile stones.
Last minute, enlightenment is frequently found where mill stones were considdered mile stones.
by Jens A. July 2, 2007
Get the a hard day's night mug.It was after lunch time on St. Patrick's Day, I rolled into the men's room only to find out some one left me a St. Patrick's Day surprise.
by I want some crack March 17, 2010
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