Daveism

The teleological theory around the universe that we are all Dave and Dave is all. Dave is the sole being in the universe however he encompases all life itself. It is a monotheistic religion that practices circle jerks 4 times daily to maintain sexual unity.

"Not funny is it tho" "Get yourself in order Dave and realise the importance of Daveism"

by Dave_Dave_Dave June 11, 2022

daveismid

this word is to describe a person, who’s mid. preferably named dave. but other names are ok aswell.

omg dave is so daveismid

by anonymous July 4, 2022

Daveism

"Daveism" is a form of Dictatorship used by a man called Dave in the "Republic of Dave".

He has children who want to make republics too, and Dave wants to take over the Derelict Capital:

Washington DC

Daveism is in Fallout 3. (Maybe irl too)

"Do you follow Daveism?"
"No, I'm democratic."

by YoThisIsMyHandle September 12, 2022

daveisanasshole

dave is an asshole

daveisanasshole is one word

by daveL12345 February 28, 2024