Dundee

A city on the eastern coast of Scotland, of which opinion is low.

However...

Dundee is most intelligent community in Britain, a Top Seven Intelligent Community in 2008 and 2007, the only British city to be nominated in 2008.

Grand Theft Auto was created in the city, a testament to the dramatic change from the depressing city of the 90's to the multicultural city it is today, with a burgeoning computer games industry and a centre for life sciences.

Dundee has 100% coverage of broadband in all households, businesses and institutions.

by Mukama March 24, 2009

Dundee FC

Dundee FC struggles to win trophies, mainly the scottish cup and scottish premiership. Their 12th placed finish became comedy for Dundee United supporters. This means Hannah will now hate me.

When was the last time Dundee FC won a big trophy.

by TonyDUFC04 June 9, 2019

Dundee Handshake

A forward way of checking someone's sex during an introduction. This particular handshake occurs with the other person's groin region. See movie 'Crocodile Dundee'.

Brad is so drunk he'd bang anything that passes the dundee handshake test.

by JonnyNoDrama07 May 12, 2009

dundeez

to be finished with or leaving.

peace out homies i'm dundeez.

by Jenniferwu March 8, 2009

Dundee Escalator

When roommates in a townhouse, one living upstairs, one living downstairs bag the same girl in the same night.

Dude, I banged that chick last night and she rolled out afterwards...

No she didn't man, she came downstairs and fucked me too...

Buttfuck, not only did we pull off a Dundee Escalator, but now we're Eskimo bothers!

by Heather Hils March 3, 2010

Dundee Shower

Scottish phrase given to one who instead of washes/showers/bathes, instead sprays themselves with deoderant.

'Are you going to shower before going out?', "naw, just gonna have a Dundee shower"

by Big Bongo's magic space bus September 19, 2009

Dundee United

Nigerian slang for a fool or an idiot.

It is believed to have originated after Dundee United played several friendlies in Nigeria in 1972.

The tour was a disaster - and the term 'Dundee United' had been used ever since to describe someone of low intelligence among Lagos's Yoruba-speaking population.

That guy wearing the day-glo orange jersey, he's a real Dundee United

by Sheep Shagging Express July 8, 2010