Defacation of Character

1. To take a dump on someone's character: "Tom Sucks"

2. To take a dump on a character: "Mickey Mouse Sucks"

3. Malapropism uttered instead of "Defamation of Character".

Cathy:You should be careful talking about co-workers, you could get accused of "Defacation of Character".

Hannah: Hahahahahahahaha, you said "Defacation of Character"

Tom: "To the Urban Dictionary"!!!!

by Manhattantom April 8, 2013

Danaction

the art and or act of licking, sucking, touching, groping, flicking, squeezing, downright loving up on a girl's big, round titties...thus escalating to dick sucking, titty fucking sex.

How long did it take you to realize there was already a definition for Danaction?

or

The thought of Danaction makes me cream my panties.

by no way i'm telling April 15, 2007

Deathcation

The length of time your workplace grants for the grieving of "close" relatives you care nothing about.

Our evil step-mother kept the news of my estranged father's death from us in an attempt to deny us our celebratory deathcation.

by Daddy's Girl2318 October 13, 2011

Davecation

When you do something wrong or against the rules at work and they give you a suspension without pay!

Dave smashed up a train at work today and management gave him a two week davecation

by davis686 October 6, 2011

Daycation

When you find your neighbor's hidden house key and sneak into their house, leaving only an hour before he/she comes home from work.

I went to my mom's house for a daycation. She never knew I was there.

by Treeteeg January 8, 2010

Datecation

The event of going a girl date that's longer than one day. Like a vacation... but a lady date. No boys allowed

Let's take a datecation to Italy. I need a week away from fuckboys

by Nickyknob February 25, 2017

Detacations

Detacations is the name of a beach king in which only a few will beat.

Yo bro let’s 1v1 at beach first to 15.Do you know who I am?No who are you?Im Detacations the beach king.Oh never mind then you got it g.

by Eruptinqz November 22, 2021