dasuberpoop

Crazy-ass grimy nigga from NY who does funny video game commentary on YouTube. Basically a mix of Samuel Jackson and Uncle Ruckus. Likes fried chicken, Sasha Grey, laughing like a maniac, putting a foot up your ass and releasing videos every 99 years. Comedy at its finest.

dasuberpoop's signature intro: What's going on y'all, it's Das, and I'm ready to open up a big fat can of whoop ass right here in *name of the game*

playing Battlefield: Gimme your fucking dogtags, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

killing an enemy: Lay down, bitch./Take yo nap, sucka./Your life wasn't sweet, but your death is sweet. /Ohhh, right in the fucking brain, you dumb bitch./SHOTTY FOR THE BODY BABEH

killing someone with a wooden plank in The Last of Us: *singing* GOOD WOOOOOOD, GOOOOD WOOOOOOOD, OOO OOO *laughing maniacally*

politely telling a player to drive away: I'll take that mohawk, I'll shave the hair right off your head, I'll shove every fucking hair right up yo ass. You better run.

battlefield: PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH. PEEKABOO MOVE BITCH.

trying to flank enemies: Lemme see if I can do my flanky thang!

making fun of a player's name: EvaporatedPoison... EvaporatedPiss, that's exactly what you are, you piece of trash.

What the fuck are you still doing here? Go watch dasuberpoop, fucking dumbass.

by Hideo Fucking Kojima February 10, 2020

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dasuni

Dasuni is someone who loves to make others laugh, & enjoys the comfort of everyone. She is very fashion forward, and likes to put her imagination to the work. She is hot, a nice sense of humor, trust worthy, beautiful, loyal, kind, amazing, great friend.The most forward, and passionate person you`ll ever meet. Dedicated to what she does, and loves doing it. If you meet a Dasuni in your life, make sure you hold on to her forever, as she will come very useful in the future. A Boys you better get in line..
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by ANoNyMoUs September 17, 2013

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dasswassup

Short for "that's what's up".

Bob: "I just hooked up with Jane last night."
Jimmy: "Dasswassup!"

by noone likesa cheater January 12, 2008

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Dassah

One of the most kind, amazing, Absolutely gorgeous girls you will ever come in contact with. She has purest soul you can imagine and a heart of gold with a bit of a crazy side once you get to know her, She can be pretty stubborn and frustrate you sometimes but she makes up for it. Make sure you don’t get on her bad side also she has kinda a temper so watch out. If you ever get a chance to date a Dassah don’t ever take her for granted or break her heart because you will regret it. She is very strong willed and faithful and super smart and when she puts her mind to something she succeeds in everything. She accomplishes all of her goals and also makes very cute noises when she’s asleep and sleeps often but loves to cuddle. Dassah enjoys a good book and loves worship music and worshipping at church. She loves her family very much.

Meet a Dassah. It will be one of the best choices you make all year.

“Did you see Jake with that new girl Dassah“?
“Yeah I’m like totally jealous Jake is so lucky.

by Jake0710x288 January 7, 2020

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