dastardly

Strangely, "bastardly" is not a word, but the same meaning is served by the term "dastardly." Once a serious insult, dastardly is now almost always used sarcastically. If used seriously, the speaker is most likely a nancy boy and/or fop. It is generally used in the phrase "dastardly deed(s)."

Fundie: You are the spawn of Satan! Repent and be saved!
Goth: Yep, you know me and my dastardly deeds (laughs).

by jazzriff October 29, 2005

deez dastardly nuts

upgraded fancy talk form of deez nuts

Person 1: A man you see that game on tv yesterday?
Person 2: You see deez dastardly nuts on your face yesterday?
Person 1: You didnt have to get all fancy....
Person 2: You didnt have to suck deez dastardly nuts!

by Uncle Ruckus July 26, 2008

Distard

An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage

Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!

by Zero94 October 6, 2010

darstardly

Act of evil fiendishness, especially concerning global domination.

Penelope: Stop Dick stop...you must...
Dick: Hahahaha...nothing can stop me now...
Penelope: You are darstardly Dick...

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Dastardly Head

While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.

"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."

by Larry The Unstable Guy March 29, 2021

Daytarded

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

Dick Dasterdly

meaning to become mean and evil with vicious plans of debocherie examples: someone vandalized a car they got dick dasterdly all over that car. Or when this girl gets here I'm turning into dick dasterdly and turning him loose on that shit so he can get all dick dasterdly w her. Also can be used as an alternate ego. Like a super hero side that's great at being evil. Example Hall's alter ego is dick dasterdly!

I'm about to get dick dasterdly up in this place and noone wants that.

Hi I'm Dick Dasterdly and the name says it all.

I'm really about to turn into dick dasterdly!

by Jme2tall October 10, 2018