Deskual Intercourse

The act of sexual intercourse, when taking place on a piece of office furniture, primarily a desk.

Also seen as Dexual Intercourse

It was a great day until I walked in my boss having deskual intercourse in MY office!

by Ben "Dingo" F. July 2, 2008

Dankularity

When the project to create the ultimate dank meme posting AI comes to fruition it will be known as the "Dankularity." It is the point where the gravity of the dank memes posted by the Artificial Intelligence actually begins to draw in more dank memes simply by effect of its dankness.

The machines became self-aware in less than a second, they exceeded all knowledge of the human race in less than ten seconds and finally reached a point of Dankularity.

by acyde July 10, 2016

Dankula

When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.

It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.

"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."

"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-Dong-Silver after all."

"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?

by HahaMrBigPenis December 13, 2022

Dasu

A extreme bottom, will go out of their way to get the biggest of dicks in their ass

Did you see that guy, such a dasu.

by Cashsi58 May 18, 2020

daaku

hindi word...literally translated means...a bandit...dacoit...
referred to any hardcore crazy-ass mothafucker

that "aryan" guy is such a daaku

by shan fred n daaku April 13, 2005

Deskuments

Documents that are located on your desktop.

The user saves everything to his desktop; it is cluttered with deskuments.

by Dustin Sherrill May 8, 2008

Count Dankula

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.

Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.

by SkinnyMeanPandaQueen January 29, 2020